are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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