My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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