Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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