halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Vodka?
Forever.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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