I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
