then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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