i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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