No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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