omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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