how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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