it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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