Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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