i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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