that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I am morally bankrupt
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
