Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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