Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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