And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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