glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
