Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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