I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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