im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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