At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
