Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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