last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize