I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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