Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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