I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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