just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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