let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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