is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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