break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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