Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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