I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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