no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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