belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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