Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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