No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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