He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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