Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize