So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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