so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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