I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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