I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i think my cat just said my name.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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