They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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