i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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