okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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