Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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