Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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