Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My penis needs a shock collar
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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