Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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