We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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