Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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