i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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