walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Shame is for Republicans.
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