Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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