is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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