fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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